Meet the Heroes

A pair of semi-dysfunctional hard rock miners who don’t always go looking for trouble. but trouble seems to find them.
Cohabitators, best friends, soul mates.

Meatfist

Blessed with an oversized appendage, Meaty (for short) can get them out of a jam just as fast as Gronk gets them into one. He runs on Mountain Dew xxx and Ho-Hos.

Gronk

He has an unwavering work ethic and insatiable appetite for bologna. If he’s not swinging his pick axe, he’s daydreaming about butterflies or trying on fancy undergarments.

Dynamite Mule

Sometimes he live. Sometimes he explodes. It all depends on how he handles his loads.